Funny Marriage quotes

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
― Erma Bombeck

Cute marriage poster with quotes on em

What do you mean I can't marry music?

True love story

The most romantic love story isn't romeo and juliet who died together, but grandpa and  grandma who grew old together.

Considerations

Kinky married life advice

Keeping a man happy is easy! All you have to do is keep their stomach full and their testicle empty.

Accepting me

All I need is someone who can stay with no matter how hard it is to be with me.