Funny Marriage quotes

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
― Erma Bombeck

Cute marriage poster with quotes on em

What do you mean I can't marry music?

True love story

The most romantic love story isn't romeo and juliet who died together, but grandpa and  grandma who grew old together.

Considerations

Kinky married life advice

Keeping a man happy is easy! All you have to do is keep their stomach full and their testicle empty.

Accepting me

All I need is someone who can stay with no matter how hard it is to be with me.

Good thing about marriage quotes

Funny Marriage advice on arguments

Funny Sayings about men and women

Women worry about things that men forget. Men worry about things that women remember

If a womane asks you a question, its better to tell the truth because chances are she already know the answer.

Be Thankful quotes

All I need is All I got

Funny quotes about marriage

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Married life and Cats

All you need is love ... and a cat.

 I'd spend all 9 lives with you...

 I hate you.... No... you love me...

The post that Inspired this blog

How did you manage to stay together for 65 years???
We are from a time where if something is broken we fix it, not throw it away.