Keeping a man happy is easy! All you have to do is keep their stomach full and their testicle empty.
All I need is someone who can stay with no matter how hard it is to be with me.
Women worry about things that men forget. Men worry about things that women remember
If a womane asks you a question, its better to tell the truth because chances are she already know the answer.
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
All you need is love ... and a cat.
I'd spend all 9 lives with you...
I hate you.... No... you love me...
How did you manage to stay together for 65 years???
We are from a time where if something is broken we fix it, not throw it away.
